
Pet Tax
Let’s just get this out of the way…
(because I would have shown you pictures of my pets before long anyhow)
Years ago, I paid by card at the grocery store and the green swivel-display on the cash register read: “Awaiting Tender Validation.” I said to the cashier, “Ha. aren’t we all, though?” He didn’t get it and I might never forgive him for it. That’s what I love about pets, they always get your jokes and they’re incredible creative companions. Meet some of my favorite colleagues below.

Assistant #1: Ignatius Reilly

Assistant #2: Maizey

Paper Shredder: Rosie